E-normous Confusion

Today’s post briefly touches on a massage experience and if you’ve been keeping up with the current celebrity news, I could easily begin this…

Caller IDiot

Fun fact of the day: did you know that there are more people in the world who have access to a mobile phone than…

Paint By Backside

“Normality is a paved road: it’s comfortable to walk but no flowers grow.” 

– Vincent Van Gogh

For me, it’s very normal that none of my…

Counter Productive

“Step on a crack, you’ll break your mother’s back. Step on a line, you’ll break your father’s spine.” Yikes. There’s sure have a lot…

Hi, Your Name Is?

Hi my name is, what? My name is, who?

My name is, not what you just said.

Our first and last names are an important part…

Twas a Nightmare Before Christmas

It is said that Clement Clarke Moore wrote The Night Before Christmas about Santa while taking a sleigh ride. Whereas I was inspired to…

Kick Up Your Kilts

Hot cross buns, hot cross bunsOne a penny, two a pennyHot cross buns

With the elimination of pennies, are kids still learning this song?

There are…

Artificial Happiness

The world of art surrounds us. Some people make art, some people appreciate art and some people are even named Art. 

Art is a great…

En-Cant-Know Spanish

“Sometimes family weirdos just get a bad rap.” 

-Mirabel, Encanto

Preach it, Disney. 

If you aren’t an avid animation watcher, don’t have young children or don’t occasionally…

Love at Distorted Sight

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I work in Healthcare
Where there aren’t many men to Pursue

According to Hallmark, February is the month of hunka hunka burning…