Caller IDiot

Fun fact of the day: did you know that there are more people in the world who have access to a mobile phone than…

Paint By Backside

“Normality is a paved road: it’s comfortable to walk but no flowers grow.” 

– Vincent Van Gogh

For me, it’s very normal that none of my…

Counter Productive

“Step on a crack, you’ll break your mother’s back. Step on a line, you’ll break your father’s spine.” Yikes. There’s sure have a lot…

Hi, Your Name Is?

Hi my name is, what? My name is, who?

My name is, not what you just said.

Our first and last names are an important part…

Twas a Nightmare Before Christmas

It is said that Clement Clarke Moore wrote The Night Before Christmas about Santa while taking a sleigh ride. Whereas I was inspired to…

Click Bait

A good friend of mine once said, “I’m boujee on a budget.” I think most commonly it is, “boujee on no budget.”

Why is it…

Ripley’s, Believe It

Did you know the longest attack of hiccups in the Guinness World Records is 68 years? Approximately 430 million hiccups. This frightens me every…

Suns Out, Inks Out

School’s Out for the Summer by Alice Cooper: a metal song, later used in a Staples school supplies commercial. Nothing screams rock like paper…

Summer Yolktales

Summer Solstice – the only day of the year you can confidently state, “it’s going to be a long day.”

Here in the northern hemisphere…

Artificial Happiness

The world of art surrounds us. Some people make art, some people appreciate art and some people are even named Art. 

Art is a great…